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Skooter goes into publishing! After his
failed attempt to take over the Wall Street Journal, he has decided to
create his own special tabloid that will highlight the occurrences of his
escapades be they with celebrities, his tell-all about his illnesses, or
just seeking his privacy!

Feature articles and columns to appear in
future issues include:
- Advice tips for the cat-lorn. Learn how
to charm your way into the cat of your dream's nine lives!
- Discover what really makes Skooter tick as you
learn about his hobbies, diversions, eccentricities (did you all know
that he likes to circle his bed three times before going to sleep?)
- Health tips - after Skooter's health scare
earlier this year, he shares his tips for staying healthy. This
includes naps, lots of rest, relaxation as well as a nutritious
breakfast and dinner every day.
- Book reviews - as there is a constant influx
of new publications on cats constantly being published, there will be
reviews and excerpts from upcoming literature. Skooter will be
starting a book club which will rival Oprah's.
- Cat Style section - Rachael Ray has not
devoted sufficient time to cat styles. Plans include a syndicated
tv show on the Fox network. Goals also include renaming the
network Cat.
In the meantime, please check out
Daisy's website!
Check out previous issues of
our website!
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