Official Skooter Pie Website

The new show to hit the airwaves (in HIGH DEF and surround sound!) this 2009 season is "Are You Smarter than a Cat? Guaranteed to lift the country out of the recession, this show provides prizes of $20.09 to those who can play the game and win! A special website with incredibly tacky advertising will also be set up so we can see how smart you are when you purchase all the chia pets we have for sale!

Below are a few of the questions that may be featured on the show. Try your luck at it and see if you can become one of our contestants! Future celebrity guests on the show will include Paris Hilton (not smarter), Malcolm Gladwell (definitely smarter), and Peaches LaRue fresh from her appearance at the Tropica-cat-a club in beautiful downtown Newark!

Click on the little check boxes to the right of each question and find out if you are a winner!

Question 1 - Who is the imposter in the picture shown at right?
a) the monkey
b) the penguin
c) Skooter Pie

Question 2 - What is the square root of 5,311?
a) cats don't need to know that kind of information. Humans take care of this
b) 72.87661
c) pie r squared

Question 3 - if Skooter were a pie, what flavor would he be?
a) incredible
b) grapefruit
c) tangerine

Question 4 - What are the 3 basic goals of a fulfilling life for a cat?
a) to memorize all Shakespearean plays
b) sleep, eat, play with toys
c) make sure their domestic assistants (the humans that live with them) treat them right

How'd you do? If you got at least one of them right, send a deposit of $125,000 made out to cash on a certified cashier's check to me. If the check clears, we might get back to you.

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