MGM is proud to announce the release of a new major film which will be sure to outdo Spiderman and Shrek combined in the movies.  A ride is also being announced in its honor where people will thrill to the many adventures of going up and down through a giant litter box.  It is an experience that has yet to be seen by anyone on the planet Earth!   

Skooter has been forced into sanding the floors with his tongue.  The indignity!		Skooter is the handsomest man of the evening!  Here he is with Princess Audrey!

The story has been written by many award winning authors including Oprah, Dear Abby, and Seinfeld. 

• It starts out with poor Skooter being forced into taking care of his evil stepbrother (played by Antonio Banderas) who constantly humiliates him. 
• Fortunately, his fairy godmother shows up the night of the ball and turns him into a very handsome and princely young man. 
• While at the dance, he meets Princess Audrey of Hertzelvania located just southwest of Switzerland.  The two of them literally sweep each other off their feet as they dance into the wee hours of the evening! 
• Unfortunately, Skooter has nearly forgotten that he has to be home by midnight or he'll turn back into his former self....ye-gads!
• At four minutes before the witching hour, he realizes he must leave!  He stops at a litter box on the way out and rushes back to his little hovel. 
• Distraught, Princess Audrey does not know what to do.  The only thing that remains of Skooter's presence at the ball is his footprint in the litter box!  She promptly makes a plaster cast of the imprint and goes through the kingdom trying to find the kitty who fits that imprint. 
• After an imbroglio with Puss 'n Boots, she manages to find Skooter hiding in the sink of the bathroom!
• All is well when his footprint fits in the mold quite perfectly.  The two of them go off to the magic kingdom of Hertzelvania and live happily ever after. 

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