SKOOTER PIE FOR PRESIDENT!
(it ain't over yet)

The recount:
I am not conceding the vote yet in Ohio, South Dakota, or Minnesota!  It turns out there was some tampering at the voting machines.  How do I know?  Well, I saw some cat whiskers in a few booths that looked an awful lot like Morris'.  In addition, I saw a few scratches on the chads in Wyoming!  This is not good.  I think it is a conspiracy on the part of Morris and Toonces to overthrow my position.  Although I only received 412 votes (nationwide), I know something is amiss and I want Michael Moore to look into this! 

IT IS TIME TO DO THE AMERICAN THING AND VOTE FOR ME!!
In cat years, I am now 35, was born in America and am the ONLY choice to lead America in this time of need!

Proposed Cabinet Members:
Garfield, Director of Lasagna Affairs
Toonces, Secretary of Transportation
Felix the Cat, Chief Justice (only sees things in black and white)
Heathcliff, Director of Housing
Jellico Cat, Supreme Court Justice
Tony the Tiger, Director of Security

Platform:  Pajama Party Member
Motto:  A cat in every lap
 

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