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SkooterPie
pretends to be asleep when the police call to find out about Garfield's
whereabouts! |
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Garfield
is in lock-up and is NOT happy. Wait till episode #4! |
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| When the litter box is
confiscated, SkooterPie vows REVENGE on the catty fiend who stole it
from him. It seems Teri Hatcher will have a surprise in her coffee
cake tomorrow! |
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DESPERATE HOUSECATS
With the hit television show about crazed housewives, SkooterPie's
agent decided to opt in for a new special cable series that will be premiering
soon named Desperate Housecats. This highly provocative show will be on
Showtime. Other titles considered for the show included the
following:
- The "C" Word
- Six Cats Under
- The Sopranos (what they do to men when they
don't retract their claws when sitting on their laps)
- Veterinary ER
Anyhow, the many focus groups held showed that this would
be the best name for the show. SkooterPie hopes to haveTeri
Hatcher guest star on the opening episode which shows a few of his pals going
berserk when they hear that Garfield is coming to town and he's jealous. SkooterPie sabotages the visit by placing some catnip near the airport and
Garfield goes amuck eating the tasty herb. Unfortunately, airport security
doesn't realize this and Garfield is held indefinitely in a cat carrier.
The early reviews are in. This show is more shocking than The X Files,
has more romance than Desperate Housewives, and
more humor than Everyone Loves Raymond.
- Two paws up: Roger Ebert
- The cattiest scenes in more than 20 years:
Cindy Adams
- Pure unadulterated fantasy: New York Times
The show is expected to sweep the Emmy awards for
the next 8 years. (56 cat years) |
