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Kat Kong's paw is about to squish a giant spider in the lair of the evil Dr. Caligari! 

He is really mad here!  The transit workers were on strike and Bloomberg told him to demonstrate his wrath.  
Daisy Mae was originally going to play the Fay Wray part but she just got too bug-eyed in the scary scenes.  Plus her shrieks came out rather bark-ish sounding. 
 
 
 
    

What should have been the big hit movie of the winter is Kat Kong!  Unfortunately, the studio that decided to bank on John Water's production of this artistic movie was upsided by the Oscar winning Peter Jackson.  Unfair!  Anyhow, there are a few stills from the production being shown on the website. 

We were supposed to have Cameron Diaz reprise the role played by Fay Wray. Cameron would've been a natural.  Hers screams were very natural and quite scary.  We tape recorded them when the paparazzi was following her! 

Anyhow, the reviews have been coming in and they have been very distinctive:

"A rare work of art....I am a monkey's uncle to have watched such an incredible flick.  Or should I say a kitty's grandson?"  Woody Allen

"Such a dazzling performance....such intensity...such manliness from Skooter.  He should be on the Supreme Court!"  Judge Souter

"Woof!  Woof!!  Woof!!! (that means 3 stars).  This movie is definitely a dog.  But I mean it in the best way!"  Lassie

"If I were in the movie, I'd have eaten all the pizza in midtown and Brooklyn!  The scenes on the Empire State Building were uplifting!"  Garfield

In the meantime, please check out Daisy's website! 

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