Summer is over and it's time for higher education.  After our very successful run this summer with a special class trip to Scotland to see the Loch Puss Monster, we decided to open a full-time secondary school for cats of all ages! 

PAWS (Pussycats Always Want School) is sponsoring this wonderful new school.  Located next to the beach (where there is a perennial litter box!), we hope to franchise this school throughout the nation. 

Courses being offered will include the following:   

Many of the tasks that we work on during the summer to improve your cat's disposition and skills include the following:

• Baking
• Meowing
• Overturning litter boxes
• Creative napping (the final promises to be real tough)
• Ignoring our parents

The campus is sprawling and covers most of the parking lot hidden at the side of the beach.  Special little school buses are being developed to transport our students.  They are fitted with deluxe blankets, carpets, and fluffy toys to transport the students in style. 

Snacks provided during class will include tuna fish sandwiches, spare ribs, and pickled mouse.  Although the last one doesn't sound that good, it is a wonderful recipe that has been handed down through about 81 lives in my family.  It is sure to become a classic in your household!

In the meantime, please check out Daisy's website!