This autumn Mr. Trump is thrilled to have Skooter Pie have his own Apprentice reality tv show!  After making the mistake of having a catty host last year (Martha Stewart), he decided to go for the real cat!  Skooter Pie!!

This promises to be this autumn's biggest hit!

The show will be very exciting where in Skooter Pie will be referred to as "The Skooter."  However, he will have a very natural hairdo that will not be unbefitting to his handsome and masculine demeanor.  After interviewing his 16 kitties for his own personal assistant and going through the elimination process, he will have his own copy written statement:  "Go to the litter box!"

To spice things up and make it rather provocative, he has broken the group into four very distinctive teams: 1) the alley cats  2) the purebreds   3) the catnip lovers   4) the longhairs.  Is any of these groups more successful than other?  Is there discrimination against alley cats?  You must stay tuned and catch every exciting episode. 

Some of the exercises that will be covered in this highly anticipated show include the following: 

• Who can make the biggest ball of yarn?
• Who can cause the greatest havoc in someone's home?
• Who can claw the most curtains in the shortest amount of time?
• Who can take the longest nap?
• Who can decimate the 25 lb. bag of Purina chow the fastest? 
• Who can drive a car further and longer than Toonces with the least amount of accidents? 

Many of the sponsors that we have lined up include the following companies: Ford, Coats & Clark, House and Garden Magazine, Purina, and Rolex.

In the meantime, please check out Daisy's website! 
Featured website....Uncommon Goods with some cool stuff for cat lovers!

Check out previous issues of our website!