If I'm looking rather smug in this picture, it's because I am very fortunate to begin my second decade on this planet.  With luck, I'll have a third, possibly a fourth decade.  This means I'm pushing the title of "elder states-cat."  

This means any advice I have you MUST follow.  I've been there, done that, seen that.  A couple of my nine lives have been used....no need for readers to know about how they were used. 

However, you will be able to read my memoirs when they are ready.  Many publishers are bidding on the rights to them as well as the movie studios.  Pierce Brosnan and George Clooney are vying for the rights of portraying me.  However, I did reject Sean Penn based on Bill O'Reilly's recommendations.   

Festivities for my birthday were classy and elegant.  You can see me posing by my birthday Angel Food cake (my favorite cake, probably because I'm such an angel.  Although Audrey often thinks I'm the devil, she is very wrong!  I'm not at liberty to discuss who the guests were, but there were many special visitors at the party including my brothers and sisters.  Audrey has been very good to me and I tried to pay her back while she was recuperating. 

The cake was wonderful, I enjoyed the candles.  I was hoping the candles were made of chocolate, but I wasn't allowed to eat them.  Blowing them out was difficult.  Hopefully all the wishes will come true! 

Many of you say I take the cake and you know what?  I say thank you!  You can see me taking a bite out of that cake. 

The festivities went well into the evening.  Things got a bit out of control when the cakes started cloning themselves.  It was all Daisy and I could do to keep up with the treats. 

We all got a major sugar buzz from all that cake but it was worth it.  We were hoping for some Dom Perignon for the soiree but that never happened.  Tatinger would've been acceptable!

Buddy came along and had to get his own two cents into the affair.  He's a cool dude.  He's a kind of mellow guy and enjoys listening to Diana Krall in the evening.  Personally, I'd rather be listening to Chet Baker or Miles Davis.  I like a bluesy sound to the music with some soul thrown into it.  Music and cats is like cheese is to pizza!  Buddy only had good things to say about the cake.  As us cats mature, it's important that we watch our cholesterol.  Angel Food cake is only made with egg whites so it is good for our diet. 

Later this month there will be a very special party for a very special person.  That's a secret, but stay tuned to this website and you'll see another momentous occasion! 

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