Simon is just too abrasive, plus he had to smell his stinky cigarette breath.  Ugh.  Simon thinks he is an arbiter of taste but he doesn't know anything.  Then Ryan Seacrest wouldn't take his elbow off my shoulder!  What's going on here!  Meow!!!

  
However, Paula Abdul was a pussy cat in the greatest sense of the word.  Although no one can remember any of her hit songs (did she really have one?), she was very supportive of me.  I invited her to my dressing room...she was more than thrilled to change my litter box! 

We were working on my new CD release which will contain the following hits: 
- Meowy Christmas
- Peruvian Nights
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Remember (walking in the sand)
- The Temptation of Adam (cover of a Josh Ritter song)
- Nature Boy

Here I am listening to some of the cats auditioning for the show.  Puh-leeeeeze.  They are putting me to sleep.  You don't know what it's like to hear all that cater-wauling and cat screeching.  I'd rather listen to squeaky chalk on a blackboard!  I think I will go tone deaf.  Being a judge is not easy. 

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